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There's this really, really bad man, Ebner Frost, who lives up on the hill... Its best use is a substitute for a lump of coal in your stocking!

Don't let this be next year's X-mas present under your tree!!!

This is the story of a master toymaker who discovers a magical kingdom of elves in the North Pole and becomes Santa Claus.

But when Santa's eager-to-please elf Patch leaves the North Pole for the big streets of New York City, he becomes mixed up with a dastardly toy tycoon's plans to take over Christmas. is shown floating far away in outer space far from Earth's atmosphere.

For those not familiar with the term “honor killing,” allow me to explain: An honor killing is a murder wherein a man from the Creed of Calm can give his wife and/or daughter(s) the axe if he deems that they have embarrassed him or their peaceful community. I’m guessing Adam Lambert will not be converting anytime soon. Of course we have, and that’s why Daniel Powter wrote his now famous song. For those interested, here’s a laundry list of some recent honor killings carried out by the fathers, brothers and leaders within the Religion of Peace.

So, how did the truth revealing journalists report this Christmas Day carnage enacted by a male member of the Peace People? Look, folks, it is obvious: If you want to commit heinous acts and not have your faith called out for your despicable crimes, you probably ought to seriously think about switching religions to the Sect of Serenity because they always get a free ride in the free press.

Cynics shouldn't bother watching this Film as it is pure Fantasy.

– Typically if you go around claiming to have a piece of Santa Claus' pelvis, you've earned yourself a psych evaluation.

See more » I have to be honest, when this movie came out I wasn't very keen on seeing this movie, even though it had Vince in the lead whose comedy i really like, it was the whole premise of the movie which was putting me off and reading the reviews did not help either because they were not doing the movie any justice.

When one scam goes awry, he calls Nick at the North Pole for a loan: Nick will give him the money only if Fred comes up to help a few days with the Christmas rush. Santa's facing an audit from an efficiency expert, and it's not pleasant.

Fred's job is to review charts and determine who's naughty and who's nice.

And so begins Santa's adventure - to rescue his faithful elf and to save Christmas for all the children of the world! Since there's no oxygen in outer space, he should be dead and not screaming for help.

See more » Christmas All Over the World Performed by Sheena Easton Produced by Keith Olsen (as Keith Olson) Words and Music by Bill House & John Hobbs Sheena Easton appears courtesy of EMI Records Ltd.

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